I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful
if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you
People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.
single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn
When your parents ask for your phone password
CHRIS EVANS APPRECIATION: The eyebrows of seduction
Who the hell is Bucky?
this entire account man