Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
do pirates hook up
A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love
the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy goes for too long and you get TWO instead
This is important
And the white guy is stealing her purse.
Exactly how America is.
The white man you can’t see stealing from everyone while racist white people have their eyes on people of color. So blinded.
this is an album cover
tumblr wins fact checking again
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell
why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world
Fun fact! Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you. Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom. Like this: